The Man Behind The Boobs

28 Jan

This next post comes from my boyfriend of over four years, Mr Robbie C…

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It’s Saturday evening and we are both absolutely shattered. George has been on her feet all day at her waitressing job. I’ve just got back from racing in the Met League. We relax with our dinner in front of some light hearted comedy, Two Broke Girls. Everything is pretty chilled. Then Kat Dennings makes a reference to her boobs being a D cup. George shrieks, hyperventialates and has to press pause on the DVD. “SHE IS NOT A D CUP! SHE IS A 30H! AARRRGHHH!”

It’s 1am in a club. George has been in the toilets for ages and in my boredom I’m forced to make small talk with a nearby man who I swear thinks I’m hitting on him. I get worried – is she ok? She eventually reappears with the smuggest grin on her face, followed by two random girls also grinning. “These girls were wearing a 36C but I’ve just measured them and they’re a 32E! My job for the night is done”. She gives them her business card and drags me to the bar for another glass of wine..

Welcome to my life with the girl behind Fuller Figure Fuller Bust.

My life.

My life.

Since she started her blog I have had no option but to become somewhat of an expert in bra fitting – I notice women in the street with badly fitted bras. I recognise Bravissimo dresses on my friends. I try my hardest not to comment but I tend to let my guard down on nights out. The other week I won a free drink at the bar by correctly guessing a girl’s back and cup size – it’s just a shame it was a Fosters.

Life as her boyfriend certainly has its perks though. It’s now commonplace for there to be girls walking around our flat in just their underwear. If that. I’m often just in boxers too and none of us think anything of it. It’s just trust, and I guess its hard to be prudish when you’re all over the internet, wearing not much. Speaking of images – photos are taken almost daily, of the latest bras/dresses/shoes/belts and I’ve become quite the photographer! Again, I have been known to cameo in front of the camera in various states of (un)dress.. and if these make it onto the blog or Facebook I can be assured of some comments from my mates!

Behind the scenes…

I could go on forever with the examples (such as the local newsagent thinking I’m a celebrity after appearing in George’s Take a Break shoot) but I’ll stop here and address some frequently asked questions:

1) How does it feel knowing the whole world has seen your girlfriend in her underwear?

It doesn’t bother me, I honestly don’t even think about it. It’s nothing you don’t see at the beach anyway. It’s just her job. If it makes her happy, it makes me happy too.

2) What’s it like to have a girlfriend who’s all over the national press? Are you intimidated?

It’s great and I’m happy for her. I’m well aware that despite being a top ranked runner, in this sport I’m only going to be famous if I win Olympic Gold – so there’s no jealousy or bitterness here.

3) You must be a lover of all women with big boobs and bums

Not at all. My last fling before George was a size 6 Swedish gymnast. I don’t have a ‘type’. Besides, physical beauty is common – to find someone I get on so well with is much, much rarer. Actually sod it – in my book, having big boobs is awesome.

A standard night out!

A standard night out!

14 Responses to “The Man Behind The Boobs”

  1. elizabethblevins January 28, 2013 at 12.53 #

    LOL…he’s adorable and funny…definitely a keeper

  2. izzylawliet January 28, 2013 at 12.53 #

    What a lovely post! i always wondered about the man behind the boobs and it’s nice to see a bit from his point of view. I like that you are so supportive of Georgina and what she has accomplished. I actually do hope to hear more about how your life has changed and is constantly affected or even just your thoughts on what your beautiful girlfriend has accomplished and is continuing to do!

  3. Jessica Meloche January 29, 2013 at 12.53 #

    I LOVE THIS! Way to go Robbie…such a man to support his gal wholeheartedly <3

  4. Zoie January 29, 2013 at 12.53 #

    My husband is the same way. Never had a type but now he can’t help but check out the chesty girls. Since his little wife is rocking a 34I (us sizing).

  5. Jean January 29, 2013 at 12.53 #

    He is adorable, funny, and supportive. You two are lucky to have each other.

  6. Ve January 29, 2013 at 12.53 #

    Love this, I hope he posts again :-)

  7. Nicola Grimshaw-Mitchell January 29, 2013 at 12.53 #

    What a guy, well done Robbie!!

  8. Alice K January 31, 2013 at 12.53 #

    Love it! What a great guy! :D

  9. alicekierstenson January 31, 2013 at 12.53 #

    Love eet! :D What a laugh to read! Nicely done Robbie!

  10. Kimberly J February 1, 2013 at 12.53 #

    Loved the post! It’s obvious you have a healthy relationship of mutual love and respect. I’ve got the warm fuzzies!

    • Jude February 17, 2013 at 12.53 #

      Love this post! I am just finding this blog and loving your girl! What an inspiration. Lost all my confidence after a stroke and not being “who I was before” – part of which is MUCH bigger boobs – and seeing all this confidence from her and love from you makes me feel good about myself again and maybe believe my man that he loves my newer fuller figure and fuller boobs! You guys are awesome!

  11. Leanne molloy September 12, 2013 at 12.53 #

    Love this! And your blog!

  12. Danielle Corcoran September 12, 2013 at 12.53 #

    You’re lucky to have found each other. Stay strong and supportive and you’ll last forever :-)
    Keep up the good work xxx

  13. Janice P September 12, 2013 at 12.53 #

    you’re both very very lucky to have each other. and besides, robbie, you look phenomenal in a corset. what more could anyone ask for!

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