Recently my most searched term on my blog has been ‘Kat Dennings bra size’. I’m somewhat cheered by this, as I see so many so called ‘experts’ proclaiming her a 38DDD, which literally makes no sense. To break it down – a 38 would mean that her raw under bust measurement would be around the 38 inch mark. Not even mine is that, and I can safely say that she is a lot smaller than I am. And DDD? Please. The Alphabet Does Not Stop At DDD. This calculator should help if you are now confused about your own bra and size!
I get bra rage every time I see articles and forums spouting ill informed crap about what size celebrititties are, and so I have decided that it’s time to make my own ‘Celebrity Bra Size’ post and also explain my reasons behind my predictions. It’s not that I want to reduce these women to their cup and band size, but more that I want to hit back at the crazy amounts of D’s I see out there!
Similar predictions to the ones I’m about to make have already been cast by Sophia Jenner and I think you’ll see we share similar bra knowledge!
Kat DenningsI would guess that the 2 Broke Girls star is around a 30H for reasons I touched on above. She is around 5’4 and slim with curves. Her back isn’t overly broad but her chest is! And a 30H is the equivalent to a 40DDD in terms of cup volume therefore not making it so hard to fathom.
Katie PriceJordan Jordan… I have read several articles that put the glamour model at a 36E. Wow. That woman has a very strict exercise and diet plan, and friends who have met her in real life tell me that she is very very petite. Her back is probably around 24/26 inches, the same back size as Brittany from Thin&Curvy. And that impressive rack leads me to guess that she is a 24K.
Sofia VergaraAs seen in this post Sofia claims that she is a 32F. And whilst I know I will seem obtuse for arguing with what she knows about her own body, I can’t help but think that she may be closer to a 28G – the exact same cup volume as a 32F, just with a firmer band.
Christina HendricksOh Christina. Her boobs are a thing of lust for boys and girls alike. I do sometimes cringe at the way she contorts them into her outfits and the unnecessary photo shopping that a lot of publications indulge in, and I would say her alleged 38DDD is around a 30H.
Lara StoneI adore Lara Stone. She has beautiful curves and such a unique look. I love that she is a top fashion model with a shape that sets her apart from the rest and most of all I love that she is married to funny man David Walliams. The busty blonde is probably around a 30GG, the same as Curvy Kate’s Laura.
All of these are pure guesses with a lot of knowledge behind them. And as every photo of every celeb was different the guesses may not be as close to the truth as I would like. However, I would like to think that they are a lot closer than the terrible ‘expert’ predictions that litter the web at the moment.
What do you think of my guesses? Do you have your own opinions about certain celebrities sizes? Does it also infuriate you when the media spout nonsensical sizes?